When life deals you a steer, turn it into a meal full of protein. Camila Cabello, who appears on two tracks of Drake’s most recent album C’XOXO, finds it hard to comprehend why everyone, including Kendrick Lamar, is at odds with the rapper. She describes Drake as a “delight” to The Times and expresses her hope that he and Lamar can resolve their differences over a satisfying supper. “It’s really annoying to hear harsh remarks spoken about someone you know. “Oh, I wish you guys could just get dinner or something,” you think to yourself.

Negative is one way to describe the allegations made against Drake, which include a secret daughter and being called a “certified pedophile” by Lamar. As for the perfect meal for hashing it out, the evening would probably take place at a Nobu and have to include many, many courses to cover all of the drama; some courses might be repeated six times in a row just to keep things consistent.